I’ve been an awful kitty all my life!
I cause mayhem and endless strife!
I hide the cat toys one by one,
Then I lie about on my back in the sun!

I want to taste your dinner, smell the outside!
Go out and drag in something that has died!
When there’s nothing to destroy, then I am sad!
Look out world, I’m a kitty that’s bad!
– to the tune of “Bad” by Kirsty MacColl

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