If I were an overweight feline,
The first thing that I’d go and do
Is to eat all my food in a jiffy,
And then, I would come whine at you.
I would claim that I had never eaten.
At least, not in recent years!
I’d howl and moan in a hungerous tone,
Crying giant wet starving cat tears!
– to the tune of “Time a Bottle” by Jim Croce