Karen’s Do-It-Yourself Guide to Strewing Frozen Quesadilla Shrapnel About the Kitchen

  1. Procure a box of frozen chicken-and-cheese quesedillas (other flavors may be substituted, but the author does not guarantee results).
  2. Open said box on the end where the the inner bag is sealed (location of sealed end is not labeled, leading you to believe, when you see the sealed bag, that both ends are sealed, as is the norm).
  3. Over hard floor (tile recommended), grasp sealed end of bag firmly and quickly withdraw bag from box.
  4. Watch in dismay as frozen contents of bag fly out unsealed end and shatter all over the floor.

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