Great Slothsome Beast

What do you do with a great slothsome beast
Who has always got his nose in the Fancy Feast?
I tried dancing and singing, but his chowing never ceased!
He consumes 15 pounds every day at least!
– to the tune of the Oompa Loompa song from Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory

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