Mar 06

Down the Drain

It was warm and breezy today, so I opened all the windows.

The wind blew my medicine cabinet open, so Lucius dutifully got up on the sink and started knocking things out of the medicine cabinet into the sink drain.

The bottle he chose went in head-down, of course, and was such a perfect fit for the drain that I couldn’t get forceps around it. It took many goes with a loop of duct tape to retrieve it.

Why you don’t have a stopper in your drain, you ask?

The cats take it and hide it.

Feb 24

All the Kitchen’s a Stage

Lucius walks by a large box in which Lazarus is hiding. Lazarus attempts to launch himself out of the box onto Lucius.

The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box.

Lucius is scared anyway and hightails it for the living room.

Lazarus remains with his front feet on the floor outside the box and his back feet on the bottom of the box, hanging over the side in what looks like an uncomfortable position for a minute or two, then withdraws.

Elvira walks by. Lazarus attempts to launch himself out of the box onto Elvira.

The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box.


Later, Lucius meanders into the kitchen with a hunk of feather boa on a stick stuck through his collar.