Jun 24

Shower Cat

Oh you can find a kitten in the bathroom by the tub.
He’s got his bathing cap on; he’s mewing rub-a-dub-dub!
But when I turn on the shower, this same kitten flees!
He doesn’t want to get in the water and take a bath with me.
– to the chorus of “Epic Moon” by Clare Fader

Mar 27

Bad

I’ve been an awful kitty all my life!
I cause mayhem and endless strife!
I hide the cat toys one by one,
Then I lie about on my back in the sun!

I want to taste your dinner, smell the outside!
Go out and drag in something that has died!
When there’s nothing to destroy, then I am sad!
Look out world, I’m a kitty that’s bad!
– to the tune of “Bad” by Kirsty MacColl

Mar 13

Stoats in a Bucket

by Tom Jones

If I could save stoats in a bucket,
The first thing that I’d go and do
Would be to save up some stoats in a bucket,
And then I would dump them on you!
– to the tune of “Time a Bottle” by Jim Croce