Feb 24

All the Kitchen’s a Stage

Lucius walks by a large box in which Lazarus is hiding. Lazarus attempts to launch himself out of the box onto Lucius.

The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box.

Lucius is scared anyway and hightails it for the living room.

Lazarus remains with his front feet on the floor outside the box and his back feet on the bottom of the box, hanging over the side in what looks like an uncomfortable position for a minute or two, then withdraws.

Elvira walks by. Lazarus attempts to launch himself out of the box onto Elvira.

The box is a bit too tall for this, so Lazarus ends up hanging half in and half out of the box.


Later, Lucius meanders into the kitchen with a hunk of feather boa on a stick stuck through his collar.

Oct 31

Wodehouse

by Tom

When you’re weary and depressed
Fatigued more, enjoying less
Keep some Wodehouse by your bed
And stuff some–each night–in your head

Oct 31

Karen! Oh Karen!

by Tom Jones

Karen is a coder who lives up near the Bay
The boys all come to find her but she just says “Go Away!”
The boys they come after her but she’ll have none of that
That Rufus boy who loved her, on him she just spat.

Karen! Oh Karen! I gave my heart to Karen!
She stomps and spits and chews it up, and leaves me all a-swearin!
I told her I loved her and would follow her for life
And all she did was growl at me and poke me with her knife

That Karen girl she likes boys loud but only picks ’em quiet
And them, you see, they be the ones she wants to throw a pie at
They drive her mad with addled love and adore her till she’s sick
Maybe someday she’ll figure out the good ones how to pick!